The Weekender Log™ is your go-to companion for overnight overthinking, emotional carry-ons, and quiet getaways from your own brain. With cozy brown-and-beige tones and a slightly more "I just came back from the woods to find myself" vibe, this log is both decorative and deeply useless: in the best way.

Made from upcycled fabrics chosen solely on touch-vibe, this log is a bit more relaxed, a bit less intense, but still 100% not emotionally equipped to handle your texts from 2012 resurfacing.

Features:

✔ Made from found soft mixed-fiber fabrics that feel like a hug from a retired camp counselor

✔ Hidden lavender aromatherapy insert for post-scream recovery

✔ Includes Certificate of Authenticity,

✔ No face. No feedback. Just vibes.

🛒 Details:

Approx. 16” long x 6” tall

One-of-a-kind, cozy mixed-tone materials

Aromatherapy pouch included (lavender, obviously)

Ships ready to emotionally observe

⚠️ Important Reminder: This log will never interrupt you, ghost you, or offer unsolicited advice. For real life help: visit our Mental Health Resources page